Archie McPhee Multicolor Rubber Emotional Support Chicken Play Figure – 13 Inch, No Assembly Required

Price: $15.89 - $14.02
(as of Aug 04, 2023 15:59:10 UTC – Details)

Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13″ soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets. This chicken is not a licensed therapist. It can’t get into the roots of your anxiety or give you strategies to help deal with difficult situations. But, in those moments when you can’t find a voice for your angst, it will scream for you! It will squawk the ache of your soul with all the power a plucked chicken frozen in eternal shock can muster.Â
Going through a rough time? How about an Emotional Support Chicken?
An Emotional Support Chicken makes an excellent gag gift for anyone in need of support. Cool stuff like this can not be undervalued in trying times. `
We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13″ (33 cm) soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly.
It comes wearing a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken. Illustrated hang tag.