Can’t Adult Today: A Snarky & Slightly Sweary Coloring Book for Adults: Great Gift for Nature Lovers, Sarcastic Friends, White Elephant, Millennials, … More! (Humorous Stress Relief Coloring Book)

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Tired of adulting? Well then, don’t. Find your inner zen with this snarky & slightly sweary colouring book inspired by the beauty of nature. Inside this funny adult coloring book you’ll find delightfully sarcastic illustrations to make you feel ok about your lack of willingness to adult today. These sassy illustrations offer a little stress relief for everyone with a pop culture flare… floral patterns, butterflies, ocean, western patterns, mandalas, tropical patterns, feathers, mushrooms, cactus, space, nature patterns, yoga humor, millennial humor & more! Old quotes to new, these pages will have you LYFAO. Can’t Adult Today makes a perfect stocking stuffer gift for friends, moms, college kids, millennials or anyone in need of some stress relief!
Features of this book include:

Horizontal illustrations perfect for the left and right handed colorists
Nature-inspired illustrations by Crazy Diamond Studio
Great stress relief for women & men
Mature illustrations suited for young adults to the elderly with a sense of humor
Detailed illustrations that allow room for shading and blending colors
Beautiful, silky matte cover
Single sided pages on crisp white paper
2 Color test pages
3 empty pages in the back for notes & doodles

From the Publisher

Stress relief with a smile – A perfect gift for your snarky friends and family!

Coloring is show to be extremely effective on relieving anxiety, depression, PTSD and ADHD. So why not do that while getting your daily dose of humor at the same time. Rebalance your mind, find your inner zen and laugh out loud with this hand-illustrated, one-of-a-kind book. It’s good for you and everyone else you know.

Tired of adulting? Well then, don’t. Find your inner zen with this snarky & slightly sweary colouring book inspired by the beauty of nature. Inside this funny adult coloring book you’ll find delightfully sarcastic illustrations to make you feel ok about your lack of willingness to adult today. These sassy illustrations offer a little stress relief for everyone with a pop culture flare.

The gift that keeps on giving!

Bless your heart

If your southern, you know what this really means. If you know, you know. And if you don’t, well… it rhymes with “duck you”.

You need to calm down

Seriously, you need to chill. Like, get out of my face and stop needing me already… I’m busy coloring.

Carpe Diem!

You know, seize the day and color away. I’m mean, all the other stuff can wait, right? yep.

Sorry I’m Late…

Yep, you heard me. Stop being a delicate flower and toughen up. Nobody’s got time for that.

About the Illustrator

Jami D Allen (of Crazy Diamond Studio) is an illustrator and graphic designer living in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Asheville, NC. She is a wife, a mama to 2 little ones and a lover of all things clever, funny and snarky… and obviously enjoys cursing like a sailor from time to time. Jami has always been an entrepreneurs and finds great joy in creating and sharing her work with this world.

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08924BBY1
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (May 19, 2020)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 52 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8645383879
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.8 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.12 x 11 inches